Revelations (Book of Jeff) : 1
I spent the last long weekend on Lake Kalamalka (thanks Shane!). On the drive out, in the various towns we passed through I noticed the high number of Hot Chicks With Douchebags, which is not unusual, but always strikes me.
When Ben and I stopped in Vernon, I caught a glimpse of myself in the reflection of a window. I was wearing:
1.) Aviator sunglasses
2.) Cargo shorts (camouflage)
3.) A T-Shirt reading "Your Favorite Band Sucks"
4.) A newly cut spiked hairdo
5.) at the time I was also on my cellphone
...and I realized: I have a chance.
RIGHT ON.
When Ben and I stopped in Vernon, I caught a glimpse of myself in the reflection of a window. I was wearing:
1.) Aviator sunglasses
2.) Cargo shorts (camouflage)
3.) A T-Shirt reading "Your Favorite Band Sucks"
4.) A newly cut spiked hairdo
5.) at the time I was also on my cellphone
...and I realized: I have a chance.
RIGHT ON.